List of Waluigi quotes

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This is a list of quotes said by Waluigi in Sega-related media.

Mario & Sonic series

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games

• "Waluigi!" (When selected)
• "Ah, Waluigi get you next time!" (Placing second or third)
• "Oh, no, no, no!" (Losing)
• "Waaah? No!" (Placing fourth or lower)
• "I'm a living legend!" (When achieving a world record)
• "Waluigi! Number one!"

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games

• "Waluigi!"
• "Wah, Waluigi getting you next time."
• "Wah ha ha!"
• "Huh?"
• "Waluigi, number one!"
• "I'm a-living legend!"
• "What? No."
• "*Huff* *Pant* Don't let your Snowboard Cross win go to your head." (After defeating Wario at Icepeak)
• "*Huff* *Pant* Don't let your Bobsleigh win go to your head." (After defeating Wario at Polastraits)
• "So what if we did? We'll have our revenge in Snowboard Cross!"
• "Or maybe you don't have what it takes for Snowboard Cross?"
• "Don't try and blame it on me!"
• "That's right! You should go easy on us to make it a fair match!"
• "So we lost one. Just don't get used to it!"
• "About time we got moving, eh, Wario?"
• "What?"
• "Heh. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"
• "I think they're sweet talking us now, then giving us the hard work later."
• "What? I didn't hear anything, did you?"
• "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer... Take them by surprise."
• "You need all the help you can get, that's for sure."
• "If there are any Whitestones nearby, our machine here will give out a sound."
• "Eh heh heh! Waluigi already knows your little secret!"
• "Oh, so there's a secret room in Cubyrinth, hm?"
• "Could it be where that nervous-looking Shy Guy was hanging around in Cubyrinth?"
• "Yes, a nice day for adventure. How about you go off on an adventure yourself, hm?"
• "Do not worry about your secret room. Waluigi will watch it for you."
• "Waluigi knows everything! Now, show me where the secret room is!"
• "Eh heh heh! That's what happens to those who know the secret, hm?"
• "If you want help, you better tell me the secret now!"
• *Cough* *Cough* "What a mess!"
• "A-ha! The way into the secret room, no?"
• "Eh heh heh! Nobody pulls the wool over Waluigi's eyes!"
• "Waluigi found the secret room. Three cheers for Waluigi!"

Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games

• "Waluigi!"
• "Wah, Waluigi getting you next time."
• "Wah ha ha!"
• "Huh?"
• "Waluigi, number one!"
• "I'm a-living legend!"
• "What? Nooo!"
• "Now it's no problem to see the court from way back here!"
• "Waluigi's finest invention! I call them Waluigiscopes!"
• "With these babies Waluigi can watch Luigi like a hawk and learn all his weaknesses!"
• "Then when Waluigi wins, he'll be the biggest superstar on the planet!"
• "What do you want from Waluigi?"
• "Haw? Why should Waluigi give you his Waluigiscopes?"
• "No way! Now scram. Waluigi is a very busy man."
• "Talking time is over! You are in Waluigi's way now. Go away before Waluigi gets mad!"
• "Eh heh heh! Nobody gets between Waluigi and his scheming!"
• "Now, time to find the perfect spot to spy on Luigi from..."
• "Gwahah!"
• "Ahh! The world's only pair of beautiful Waluigiscopes..."
• "You'd better be ready to pay for a replacement, my metal friend! Or I'll make you pay!"
• "Then that's how it's going to be, eh? Fine, get onto the court!"
• "Waluigi always makes them pay."
• "Eh heh heh! Waluigi wins!"
• "Hey, come back! You still haven't paid for my Waluigiscopes!"
• "And extra meddling fee on top for getting in the way of my scheme!"
• "Oh! Wario! Perfect timing."
• "You see Metal Sonic around here?"
• "No, haven't seen him. You seen Metal Sonic around--"
• "Hey, Wario! Wait!"
• "If you help Waluigi find Metal Sonic, there's a big reward!"
• "Yes, really!"
• "Waluigi'll just add it to the payment for the Waluigiscopes and the meddling tax!" (thinking)
• "Rewards for everybody?! Waluigi is in! Let's go after Eggman and Metal Sonic!"
• "You're one to talk! Always with the evil plots, you!"
• "You're just trying to weasel your way out of paying!"
• "You WILL pay for this, and the price tag, she keeps rising!"
• "You're not the only ones who have been training! Wario! Let's show the Doctor what's what!"
• "Eh heh heh! Never underestimate the wrath of a man kept from making money!"
• "Think you can just run off again like before, eh?!"
• "Just like you said, Wario."
• "Eh heh heh! You watch and find out for yourself."
• "You're slow on the uptake, Eggman! Wario'll find your machine in no time."
• "Just has to be follow the fog! Wario has the nose of a blood-hound, you said it yourself!"
• "Eh heh heh! Do it, Wario!"
• "W-We didn't do it to make you people happy. We--"
• "Now that they've given up on running, we can get down to settling our debts!"
• "No fair! He used science to cheat Waluigi!"
• "Listen up, Egghead! We haven't given up yet! We'll be by to collect our money soon!"
• "Huh? Who're you?"
• "What? Why should Waluigi bother playing games with your metal friend?"
• "Waluigi sees no benefit for him."
• "Then Waluigi will practice his sprinting by running away from you!"
• "Now Eggman comes squawking, too? Argue all you like, but leave Waluigi out of it!"
• "So long!"
• "You can make this happen for Waluigi?"
• "Waluigi will hear all the details, now!"
• "What?! Are you trying to trick Waluigi?!"
• "When you put it like that, Waluigi sees your logic."
• "So what would you have Waluigi do?"
• "Waluigi will do it!"
• "Why did Waluigi have to jinx himself like this-- and right before the Olympic Games!"
• "Nyaahh... Time to train all over again. Waluigi will become a superstar on his own. No tricks!"
• "You'll see at the Olympic Games, Eggman, and your little metal friends, too!"